One major factor in being at the top of your fantasy football league is getting great value in the middle rounds. This year I have seen two players going in the middle rounds that I feel will put up 1st and 2nd round numbers. I think targeting these two players as QB1 and RB2 in the 6th-8th rounds could be the move that puts your team over the top this year.
Ben Roethlisberger: Since he came in to the league, Big Ben has been a great team leader. He has taken the Steelers to three Super Bowls in the last six seasons. His ability to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat has solidified him as one of the top quarterbacks in the game. All of that doesn't translate into fantasy football success however. So what has changed? For starters, Rashard Mendenhall is developing into one of the elite running backs in the game. His ability to break off a big run on any down, will force defenses to keep a close watch on him at all times. This will give Roethlisberger more opportunities to throw the deep ball. Not to mention, Mendenhall himself is a viable threat break a few tackles and take a Roethlisberger screen pass to the end zone. An even bigger factor to success this year is the growth of the Steelers young receiving corps. Mike Wallace showed signs last year that he was ready to take the reigns from Hines Ward as the go to receiver on the Steelers. Last season he reached the end zone 10 times, while compiling over 1,200 yards. Wallace showed he believes in his abilities earlier this preseason. "I figure that if I average 20 yards a catch this year and catch 100 balls, that will be 2,000 yards," Wallace stated. Add to that, the biggest surprise of the preseason, Antonio Brown. After three games in the 2011 Preseason, Antonio Brown has 230 yards and 3 touchdowns. Those are incredible numbers considering the limited playing time for the starters. Keep in mind that those are indeed first team numbers, not junk time. If Brown can put up anything close to those kind of numbers in the regular season, defenses will not be able double Wallace with impunity. And lets not forget that 'Dancing With The Stars' Champion Hines Ward is also still in the mix. He may not have the legs of yesteryear, but he has shown throughout his career that he will make the big catch when it is needed most. Finally, one final factor is schedule. Since the Steelers play in the AFC North, that spells four games against the lowly Browns and Bengals. The non-divisional games are even juicier, with some of the worst defenses in the NFL making an appearance on the schedule. And to top that off, during the crucial fantasy stretch of weeks 14 through 17, the Steelers play in this order: Cleveland, San Francisco, St. Louis, and Cleveland again. All three of those teams were in the bottom 15 in passing yards allowed last season.
Tim Hightower: During his years in Arizona, Tim Hightower never really got the opportunity to take the role of featured back. With his move to Washington, it is starting to look like his day will finally come. After the first three preseason games, Hightower has amassed 170 yards on just 25 attempts, and 2 touchdowns. That is an incredible 6.8 yards per carry average. The numbers are even more impressive when you consider they came against two of the NFL's top defenses, the Steelers and Ravens. One of the perks of his move to the Washington Redskins is their commitment to the running game. If he can hold on to the role of featured back, he will have every opportunity to put up top 5 numbers. As of right now, Tim Hightower's average draft position is in the upper 60's. He is often being taken after guys like Cedric Benson and Beanie Wells. With those two, you know what you are going to get. There is very little potential for a surprising upside. The same can not be said for Hightower. There are no guarantees in fantasy football. To attain big rewards, you often have to take big risks. In this case, Hightower isn't a huge risk. His stellar preseason play has won him the starting job. As of right now, all signs point to him being a serviceable RB2 at worst. At best, he could be a top 5 running back. By locking him in as your RB2 in the fifth or sixth round, you are allowing yourself the opportunity to fill up the RB1, QB1, and at least WR1 and WR2 with proven talent. Why take a mediocre RB2 in the second or third round when you will get at least that with Hightower in the sixth round?
The NFL Preseason is underway. That means fantasy football is almost here. Everywhere you look, experts are speculating on who should go number one and who might be great late round sleeper picks. I read all the advice, and every year the experts could not be more wrong. So, since I am the furthest thing from a fantasy guru, you won't be getting any of that here. My expertise lies in the realm of funny and clever team names.
(It should be noted that most of my example names won't be as funny as they could be. I am trying to keep this article somewhat clean, and most of my true gems have been very vulgar and offensive.)
One thing that bothers me every year are the mundane, uninspired names that people manage to come up with for their fantasy teams. Every league I am in has an "Eagles Rule", or a "Bill's Bears". Invariably, at least one person will take their favorite team's name and replace the "S" at the end with a "Z". In fact, this year alone I will be facing off against the "Raiderz" and the "Cowboyz". Rarely will I stumble across someone with a creative bone in their body. I am here to help you strategize on the best possible name for your team. Lets go over a few categories that you can choose from to spice up your fantasy team.
Double Entendre
Football is ripe with all sorts of possible double entendres to choose from. Football has tight ends, balls, encroachment, illegal touching, and many more. Any one of these can be a hidden gem just waiting to be unearthed. If you are in a league with friends, just pick one person to insult and add a football term to his name. In fact, go after the guy who named his team "Bill's Bears". I recommend something like "Bill Loves Illegal Touching", or "Bill Wants A Man In Motion".
Insult Someone Elses Team Name Directly
If innuendo isn't your cup of tea, just go straight for the jugular and insult someones team name directly. This technique is great for stoking rivalries later on in the season. In this scenario, let everyone else name their team first. Then, pick the name that annoys you the most, and trash it via your team name. For example, what can we do with poor Bill and his stupid Bears? The obvious choice is "Bill's Bears Suck". This may be just as uncreative as Bill's original name, but at least it drives the point home how much you hate his name. Another possibility is just going with "I Hate Bill". I personally like this one the best. It has a bit of harsh, right to the point charm to it.
On a personal note, my all time favorite team name could fall into this category. Last season I was in a league with some friends. One member of the league started off 0-5. In his frustration, he changed his team name to: "My Team Blows Chunks". Upon seeing this, I immediately changed my team's name to: "Chunks". I will just let that one sit there, and if you get it, great.
Insult Athletes or Celebrities
Athletes and Celebrities are great fodder for team names. Everyday a story hits the internet that makes some famous person look like a giant asshole. Here are a few examples from my past:
Tiger Woods: "Tiger Roids"
Rex Ryan: "Rex Ryan Tummy Tuck"
Ben Rothlisberger: The year after his motorcycle accident I went with "Ben Crashlisberger". The year after his legal troubles I went with a very similar name that I will keep to myself.
Paris Hilton: "Paris Hilton is a..." Fill in the blank. I have used a few celebrities with this template.
In conclusion, I am not expecting everyone to be Richard Pryor when they name their teams. It would be nice however, if people took a few extra minutes to make their names somewhat interesting. After all, we do have to stare at it for the entire season.
Ben Roethlisberger: Since he came in to the league, Big Ben has been a great team leader. He has taken the Steelers to three Super Bowls in the last six seasons. His ability to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat has solidified him as one of the top quarterbacks in the game. All of that doesn't translate into fantasy football success however. So what has changed? For starters, Rashard Mendenhall is developing into one of the elite running backs in the game. His ability to break off a big run on any down, will force defenses to keep a close watch on him at all times. This will give Roethlisberger more opportunities to throw the deep ball. Not to mention, Mendenhall himself is a viable threat break a few tackles and take a Roethlisberger screen pass to the end zone. An even bigger factor to success this year is the growth of the Steelers young receiving corps. Mike Wallace showed signs last year that he was ready to take the reigns from Hines Ward as the go to receiver on the Steelers. Last season he reached the end zone 10 times, while compiling over 1,200 yards. Wallace showed he believes in his abilities earlier this preseason. "I figure that if I average 20 yards a catch this year and catch 100 balls, that will be 2,000 yards," Wallace stated. Add to that, the biggest surprise of the preseason, Antonio Brown. After three games in the 2011 Preseason, Antonio Brown has 230 yards and 3 touchdowns. Those are incredible numbers considering the limited playing time for the starters. Keep in mind that those are indeed first team numbers, not junk time. If Brown can put up anything close to those kind of numbers in the regular season, defenses will not be able double Wallace with impunity. And lets not forget that 'Dancing With The Stars' Champion Hines Ward is also still in the mix. He may not have the legs of yesteryear, but he has shown throughout his career that he will make the big catch when it is needed most. Finally, one final factor is schedule. Since the Steelers play in the AFC North, that spells four games against the lowly Browns and Bengals. The non-divisional games are even juicier, with some of the worst defenses in the NFL making an appearance on the schedule. And to top that off, during the crucial fantasy stretch of weeks 14 through 17, the Steelers play in this order: Cleveland, San Francisco, St. Louis, and Cleveland again. All three of those teams were in the bottom 15 in passing yards allowed last season.
Tim Hightower: During his years in Arizona, Tim Hightower never really got the opportunity to take the role of featured back. With his move to Washington, it is starting to look like his day will finally come. After the first three preseason games, Hightower has amassed 170 yards on just 25 attempts, and 2 touchdowns. That is an incredible 6.8 yards per carry average. The numbers are even more impressive when you consider they came against two of the NFL's top defenses, the Steelers and Ravens. One of the perks of his move to the Washington Redskins is their commitment to the running game. If he can hold on to the role of featured back, he will have every opportunity to put up top 5 numbers. As of right now, Tim Hightower's average draft position is in the upper 60's. He is often being taken after guys like Cedric Benson and Beanie Wells. With those two, you know what you are going to get. There is very little potential for a surprising upside. The same can not be said for Hightower. There are no guarantees in fantasy football. To attain big rewards, you often have to take big risks. In this case, Hightower isn't a huge risk. His stellar preseason play has won him the starting job. As of right now, all signs point to him being a serviceable RB2 at worst. At best, he could be a top 5 running back. By locking him in as your RB2 in the fifth or sixth round, you are allowing yourself the opportunity to fill up the RB1, QB1, and at least WR1 and WR2 with proven talent. Why take a mediocre RB2 in the second or third round when you will get at least that with Hightower in the sixth round? 
